I will, as time permits, frequent blogs and Q&A’s on religion, in order to promote this blog.
It’s a hoot, particularly when dealing with Jehovah’s Witnesses. It’s interesting that they are strictly counseled to stay way from any contact with apostates, of which I am one, on the Internet or otherwise. An apostate used to be Witness, but is not one now and speaks against their bullshit.
At any rate the question on this site was:
“Do JWs respect ” No Soliciting ” signs also on houses?”
As an ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses and experienced door knocker, I had an answer:
I said “Witnesses will point to a scripture that says that they are not solicitors, so the “No Solicitors” sign does not apply.”
“Unless, as mentioned above, some states change the law to define activities other than sales as soliciting.”
“However, at least in Florida, the “No Trespassing” signs apply to everyone, including Witnesses.”
While looking over the other answers, I can across this arrogant, belligerent comment form a poster known only as Debbie 2243. It seems Ms 2243 is often very un Witness like, beligerant, caustic and plain rude.
She said “We are the last bus leaving and with us goes the last hope you have.”
I just had to laugh. What an arrogant asshole!! Typical Witness. On that site, I couldn’t say what I really wanted to, so I responded as follows:
“So, the Witnesses are everyones only hope? Here’s a condensed version of your bus analogy:”
“Hey, the bus is definitely leaving in 1914….”
“no wait, 1925…..”
“wait,1975, for sure now….”
“…wait, it’s coming in the 20th century (“Shortly, within our twentieth century, the “battle in the day of Jehovah” will begin”. From: The Nations Shall Know That I Am Jehovah – How? 1971 p. 216)”
“….Oh, wait, it will come within the life span of the generation that was aware of what was happening in 1914. (Watchtower, 7/1/69 pg395, “People who were only just old enough to understand what was happening to the world in 1914 are now approaching seventy years of age. Yes, the numbers of that generation are dwindling fast, but before they all pass away this system must meet its end in the war of Armageddon.”)
“….wait, they’re all dead….”
“…let me check that bus schedule again…..it’s somewhere here in the Bible….I know I’ve seen it……….”
“..oh yea, now we’re thinking it has something to do with 1914 and Noah and 120 years…or something….but we are sure of one thing! We haven’t been right yet.!”
“By the way the bus is in the shop. We’re resetting the “timing” belt.”
“In all your JW collective minds, you can honestly reconcile all the above, from you own literature? JW’s see no problem here?”
“Just a thought, but if you had started walking before the first “bus” was supposed to take “the last hope of mankind with it” in 1914, you would probably be there by now.”
“ And finally, I close with this; “So, does Jehovah have a prophet to help them, to warn them of dangers and to declare things to come? These questions can be answered in the affirmative. Who is this prophet?…This “prophet” was not one man, but was a body of men and women. It was the small group of footstep followers of Jesus Christ, known at that time as International Bible Students. Today they are known as Jehovah’s Christian witnesses….Of course, it is easy to say that this group acts as a “prophet” of God. It is another thing to prove it.” (Watchtower 4/1/72, pages 197)”
“It is definitely another thing to “prove it”.”
“If you keep predicting that bell bottom pants will come back, eventually you’re bound to be right, at some point.”
Well the moderator violated my answer and it was removed.
It seems the Jehovah’s Witnesses extend their “We will tolerate no opposing view” from their own organization and force the removal of embarrassing information they can’t manipulate or edit, from where ever they can.
My answer was from their own literature. They have in fact, predicted Armageddon, or the end of the world would come in 1914, 1925, 1975, before the end of the 20th century and before the generation that was aware of events in 1914 passed away.
Now they have changed that, since the 1914 generation are all pretty much dead.
Presently is it some convoluted calculation involving 1914, Noah and 120 years. Basically they are saying that 1914, plus 120 years brings us to 2034 and this is now significant in some shadowy, “stay tuned for more clarification from God” sort of way.
As a Witness, I remember feeling like the donkey following the carrot on the stick. Always close, but not quite close enough. This whole “predicting the end of the world” situation gets more and more pathetic, each time the Watchtower Society “tweaks” it to fit their interpretation “du jour”.
And the mindless drone Witnesses suck it up and ask for more.
Well this is my blog and I will say what I want, so ….
FUCK YOU, Watchtower Society for wasting so much of my life, causing me to live fear and anticipation of delusions dreamed up by some senile old men in Brooklyn New York.
But I was no prisoner. I allowed this to happen. I could have walked anytime I wanted. I feel like I have just been let out of prison after 50 years, when surprisingly, I had the key all along.
If you are a Jehovah’s Witness and you don’t see any of this, you’re a fucking jerk who deserves what you get.
I should know.
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