More Nonsense from Christian Assholes

Woman says Church

Threatening

to make Sins Public

http://www.news4jax.com/news/18286355/detail.html#-

POSTED: Monday, December 15 2008

 JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A divorced Jacksonville woman said her former church has threatened to “go public with her sins” and tell the congregation about her sexual relationship with her new boyfriend. 

Rebecca Hancock said harassment from Grace Community Church in Mandarin over her sex life caused her to leave, but she said that didn’t put an end to the problem. She said she received a letter from the church’s elders telling her the church plans to make her personal life very public. 

“I’m basically run out. I’m the church harlot,” Hancock said. 

The 49-year-old said she has been dating a man for a while and she said members of the congregation at Grace Community Church haven’t been happy about the relationship. 

“Because I have a boyfriend that I’m involved with … to not be married to that person is a sin,” Hancock said. 

She said the issue caused her to leave the church. However, she said the church has not let go of her. 

The letter Hancock received from the church states that because she has refused to end her sexual relationship with her boyfriend, “you leave us with no other choice but to carry out the commands of the Lord Jesus Christ” … “In accordance with Matthew 18:17 we intend to ‘tell it to the church.’” 

“On January 4, my sins will be told to the church, publicly, with my children sitting in the church and my friends,” Hancock said. 

The pastor of Grace Community Church, Dr. T. Scott Christmas, told Channel 4 he had no comment. 

Pastors with whom Channel 4 spoke on Monday said announcing a sin to a congregation is not abnormal. They said it’s written in the Bible to punish sinners who continue to sin. 

The difference in Hancock’s case is that she has left the church, and the pastors said that’s is usually where punishment ends. 

Despite the church’s letter stating its biblical backing, Hancock said she has backed out of the church and they should leave her alone because she is no longer a member. 

“I am a Christian, and that will never change. My relationship with Jesus has to do with me and Jesus, and he knows my heart,” Hancock said. 

The book of Matthew does have three steps that the church talked about in taking action against a member who is in sin. 

Hancock said she is now attending a different church, and said she is planning to send a letter to Grace Community Church to make sure it’s understood that she no longer a member.

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First, on behalf of Rebecca Hancock and my loyal readers, I would like to say to the Grace Community Church in Mandarin, Florida: Go fuck your collective selves, you pompous religious, hypocritical, cock sucking, busy body pieces of donkey shit.  

How many of you “holier then thou” churchies are right now fucking your secretary, lawn guy or molesting the 9 year old next door?

That being said, the real question is exactly how hot is Ms. Hancock and will they be publishing naked pictures of her? If they’re going to accuse her of fucking around, they need some real proof, like pictures or better yet, videos.

Exactly how does this work? How does anyone know for sure Becky is doing the nasty with her, here to fore unnamed male (or female) accomplice?

I would guess that they have no real “proof”, except circumstantial proof, like his car was parked at her house overnight, they have been seen in each others company around town etc., except for the fact that the stupid bitch broadcasts it, literally. She tells the TV news:

“I’m basically run out. I’m the church harlot,” Hancock said.

The 49-year-old said she has been dating a man for a while and she said members of the congregation at Grace Community Church haven’t been happy about the relationship.

“Because I have a boyfriend that I’m involved with … to not be married to that person is a sin,” Hancock said.

Good move, dumb ass. You basically admit it. What you should have said is “Mind your own fucking business”, when asked if you were fornicatin’.  But, noooo you tell the TV Station “I’m the church harlot”. You are a dumb ass. If you don’t want anyone to know, simply shut the hell up

Still, dumb ass blah blahs to the news about fucking some guy and worries about her kids hearing this in church.  So, I guess the kids don’t watch TV or talk to their friends, who I’m sure by now know all the sordid details.

But the long and the short of it is the church needs to mind their own fucking business. If Ms. Hancock wants to fuck a German Sheppard that’s her damn business. If the Church makes public “her fornicatin’, I would guess Becky will have a hell of a liable suit.

Curiously, if you are named Smith, your name originated from the occupation of your ancestors. The same with the last names Carpenter, Mason and Goatfucker, the later being a little know name common only in remote parts of Eastern Europe.  You don’t know many Goatfuckers because when any Goatfuckers got off the boat at Ellis Island, their names were Kennedy, Nixon or Obama.

So if your ancestral name is derived from your ancestor’s occupation, than what did Ms. Hancock’s ancestors do? Were their hands shaped like cocks? Did they run hand job parlors all over medieval countries whose names now end in -vokia or -stan? But more importantly, has Becky inherited the ancient methods and will they publish her phone number?

This brings up genealogical questions for anyone with “cock”, “dick” or “gay” in their last names. My Mothers ancestors came from Eastern Europe and when they hit Ellis Island the original name was Pladclitvagicockuszzcuntforudijga. This literally means “the goats are dying because of those goat fuckers”.  They immigration guys changed it to Rosenstein.

My last bit of advice is for Becky to capitalize on this and first sue the church and second, put up an internet site with her and “Mr. Here to fore unknown”, fucking in any manner and in as many places as they can. Hey, Beck, remember there is big money in hand jobs.