Police: Man stabs son for wearing hat in church
Tue Feb 24, 4:35 pm ET
BALTIMORE – Police said a 58-year-old man stabbed his teenage son after he refused to take off his hat at church earlier in the day. The father and his 19-year-old son got into an argument on Sunday afternoon. That’s when police said the father went to a car, got a knife and stabbed his son in the left buttock and fled.
The son was taken to University of Maryland Medical Center for treatment. The father’s name was withheld pending his arrest.
The Baltimore Sun, http://www.baltimoresun.com
Fashion related violence is becoming epidemic in our churches.
In one Florida town, a preacher assaulted a parishioner for wearing a pair of crotch less panties to a service. She sat in the front row and apparently the “show” was only meant for him, but his righteous sensibilities were so incensed, he threw his hymnal at her, while screaming “Be gone from this Holy place, Jezebel!!”
Unidentified sources close to the incident speaking in anonymity, said there was talk that the Pastor was already fucking the woman and reacted in this manner only after his wife, who was standing just off stage caught site of the display.
“I think the fact that it took him 45 minutes to notice should tell ya’ sumthin’” a Deacon was overheard saying.
We also have the report of two women going at each other in a Presbyterian Church in Philadelphia, after both showed up for Sunday services wearing the same dress.
“It was horrible” one bystander commented “but my money was on the blond with the big tits. Even though, it was sort of a draw, because the dumbass Assistant Pastor broke it up”
NEVER break up a girl fight!! What do they teach these idiots in Seminaries now days!! When two chicks are fighting they might…well….kiss. Would you want to miss that? Do I have to do all the thinking around here??
Religion and fashion are reaching critical mass, what with that Muslim guy throwing his shoes at President Bush. In the Muslim world that is a serious insult. I would much rather have someone throw his shoes at me than say his underwear. Strangely, there is a bit of logic here. Most of the Muslim world smells like shit anyway, so underwear to the face might not be noticed, as it is cloth and presumably soft. Although it would depend on how often it is changed (likely weekly) and if it perhaps has a stale stray turd in it. A petrified piece of shit could leave quite mark.
Anyway, I say to prevent any more fashion violence and ass stabbings, people should attend Church naked. I say if God had intended women to wear clothes they would not be born naked.
Anyway, it ain’t my problem, as I do not go to church. So, if you don’t like what some one wears, go ahead and stab them in the ass.
And Do NOT break up a chick fight!!!!!!!
