I’ve been getting a lot of shit from Jehovah’s Witnesses on blogs and comment’s I make on articles about the now bullshit rapture thing from that asshole in California.
When I answer on these blogs or articles, I usually refer to myself as an ex Jehovah’s Witness who is no stranger to “end of the world “bullshit as the Witnesses have predicted the “end of the world “ or Armageddon seven times in the Twentieth Century.
“Oh no, that’s not true, you apostate son of a bitch” the Witnesses will reply. They don’t use these exact words but you get the point. And I am an Apostate fucking asshole, thank you very much. My late mother was, until her death, a deluded Jehovah’s Witness and she was not a bitch. Deluded and religiously phsyco, but not a bitch.
So I have put together a canned response to Jehovah’s Witnesses, which I will start posting today, quoting three of their prophetic spewing that I personally lived through, with quotes from their own literature so they can check form themselves.
Jehovah’s Witnesses predicted that Armageddon would come in 1975. I lived this. Here is a quote from “Our Kingdom Ministry”, May 1974, page 3:
“Yes, since the summer of 1973 there have been new peaks in pioneers every month. Now there are 20,394 regular and special pioneers in the United States, an all-time peak. That is 5,190 more than there were in February 1973! A 34-percent increase! Does that not warm our hearts? Reports are heard of brothers selling their homes and property and planning to finish out the rest of their days in this old system in the pioneer service. Certainly this is a fine way to spend the short time remaining before the wicked world’s end.—1 John 2:17.”
So what would make anyone sell all their stuff in 1974? And the Watchtower Society/Jehovah’s Witnesses ask : “Does that not warm our hearts?’.
Also, check your Watchtower, October 15, 1969, pages 622-3.
They also said it would come before the end of the 20th Century. In 1971, in the Book “The Nations Shall Know That I Am Jehovah” – How? 1971 p. 216 it says:
”Shortly, within our twentieth century, the “battle in the day of Jehovah” will begin”.
Also, at age 18 I was reading this from the Awake, May 22, 1969 page 15:
“All the evidence in fulfillment of Bible prophesy indicates that this corrupt system is due to end in a few years. Jesus foretold “This generation will by no means pass away until all these things occur”.
“Therefore as a young person you will never fulfill any career that this system offers.”
Also, we have this from The Watchtower, 7/1/69 pg395:
“People who were only just old enough to understand what was happening to the world in 1914 are now approaching seventy years of age. Yes, the numbers of that generation are dwindling fast, but before they all pass away this system must meet its end in the war of Armageddon.”
In 1995, they changed their interpretation again, from the Watchtower, 11/1/95, pg 19-20
So from their own literature they predict the end of the world: 1) in 1975 2) before the end of the 20th Century and 3) before the gen alive in 1941 died off.
All bullshit. So to Jehovah’s Witnesses, I say look it up on your Watchtower Library CD. Read it and weep, deluded fuck heads.
June 25, 2011 at 6:41 am |
I, like yourself, lived through this bullshit in 1975. I joined the Marines in September 1975 because I had the foresight to see that it was never going to happen. It’s the best decision I ever made! It got me away from these lunatics. Today I can proudly say that I am an atheist. There is truly no greater freedom in the entire universe than to be able to think for yourself. Keep up the good work!
June 28, 2011 at 8:29 pm |
Good for you Madnpc. I believe most witnesses will stay in the religion because if they admit certain things they were taught are false, they will look like fools for wasting their entire lives. Better to be blind with the blind.
Congrats to you for opening your eyes and being courageous.
June 29, 2011 at 2:40 pm |
Thats a good point Bored.
August 15, 2011 at 6:23 am |
I’m only 20, but i’m glad i managed to get out of this so quickly. I’m pretty much a Deist now, but i still live with my family, who are Jehovah’s witness (Excluding my divorced mother, and sister.)
. I found your blog through your article on Deism.com, and i found myself heartened by it. I took a harsh step through nihilism, but then i heard the term “Deism”, and it made so much sense to me. I never fail to find myself pleased when i hear of how others have made their own choices with religion, instead of staying with their parents religion until their deathbed.
My only regret is that already i wasted many childhood years following something that was never meant to be, when i could have actually been enjoying being a child, instead of avoiding “bad influences”.
November 27, 2011 at 1:55 am |
“My only regret is that already i wasted many childhood years following something that was never meant to be, when i could have actually been enjoying being a child, instead of avoiding “bad influences”.”
Agreed.
August 21, 2011 at 4:35 pm |
THE RELIGIOUS LEADERS ARE THE WORST. DARYL KALYNIUK OF FORT SASKATCHEWAN IS AN ELDER AND IS BELIEVED TO BE MENTALLY UNSTABLE. HE IS A SLANDERER. HE IS BELIEVED TO BE DANGEROUS. SHOULD HE COME TO YOUR DOOR, LOCK IT IMMEDIATELY.
October 8, 2011 at 4:17 am |
Marcia Woytovich, a Religious Leader’s Wife gets away with slandering and gossiping. She is not the only one, if you are married to a Jehovah’s Witness Elder or Ministeral servant or any one in an upper position you get away with everything.Marcia works for the City of Edmonton, AB. She has made alot of trouble with her slander. The other women known as “Sisters” have named her as Marcia What a BITCH. She is so cruel, Karen Mackowey said she left the Religion to go on drugs and then had a child who has missing fingers and toes and yet she has the right to slander people. Again, the women in her own religion don’t even like her, what does that tell you??????
October 16, 2011 at 10:28 pm |
Also, wasn’t it Karen Mackowey who did such horrific things like urinate, put fecus, menstrual blood in her husband’s food when she got angry, slept with a knife under her pillow, stole etc. but yet she was allowed to go from door to door and the ELDERS COVERED IT UP, especially GORDON STENSRUD, but didn’t he pass away. Was this a punishment from Jehovah for his doing so????? I don’t know what do you think?
November 27, 2011 at 1:15 am |
OK. What about Marilynn Horne wife of Norman Horne who is also a ELDER. Marilynn has an ass that is 3 feet wide, the same as her gossipy slanderos mouth, BUT SHE GETS AWAY WITH HER SLANDING, IS THAT A SURPRISE, BUT DON’T THE SCRIPTURES SAY,”GLUTTONS WONT INHEREIT THE KINGDOM. AND OH BOY NORMAN HORNE REALLY APPEARED TO TAKE PLEASURE IN HURTIN LITTLE BOYS. SHAME ON YOU NORMAN.
January 22, 2012 at 11:04 am |
hurry the fuck up fuckin arrmagheddon
January 24, 2012 at 2:27 am |
Daryl Kalyniuk works for Sobeys in Fort Saskatchewan, AB as a Baker, be careful what you buy there as rhumour has it he spits in the batter of the baked goods. He is believed to be NUTSO, he tells stories and believes they are true. STAY SAFE FROM DARYL KALYNIUK, ELDER OF THE FORT SASKATCHEWAN KINGDOM HALL.
January 24, 2012 at 6:19 pm |
LOL!!!
Some shit going on funny!!
January 24, 2012 at 6:20 pm |
I meant to say “Some shit going on with Canadian Jo Ho’s.”
Anyway, funny shit!!
January 29, 2012 at 4:29 am |
Yes there is, BE CAREFUL OF THESE PEOPLE, DARYL KALYNIUK, MICHEAL SEKRIJER, MARCIA WOYTOVICH BITCH AND SLANDER WHO HAS A JEKYLL AND HYDE PERSOALITLY AND POSSBLY CARRIES A KNIFE IN HER PERSE. STAY SAFE OF THESE JW’S WHEN THEY COME TO YOUR DOOR.
February 16, 2012 at 11:27 am |
Sandy Paddley is a Jehovah’s Wittness and a Slut, she sleeps around with all the Elders and is after everyone’s husband all the time.
February 16, 2012 at 3:20 pm |
Do you have her number?